#texas the beloved

[the-overgrown-states]

*falls down running over*

Do you have Texas hcs???

Slash nf

- 🦷

don’t hurt yourself but also yes i do!

Absolutely refused to admit he isn’t the biggest

has a love/hate relationship with almost everyone-

people will look at him and [Oklahoma/California/literally anyone] and go

“So when’s the wedding?”

Florida does it to piss him off but most people do it genuinely

He’s a closeted gay with heavy internalized homophobia

Definitely is a DID system - honestly I prefer this headcanon for most states over cities being their kids (don’t get me wrong both are cute)

I will ramble about this for hours

Also has ADHD and Autism

Plus dyscalculia and suffers from chronic pain

Loves horseriding, is pretty good, but has fallen off and broken multiple bones

He needs glasses but REFUSES to wear them.

“This is how I see normally I’m fine”

He’s nearsighted AND farsighted so man cannot see at all

Alaska uses it against him whenever Texas messes with him for being mostly blind

Texas has mixed feelings about harassing the other states

He mostly is mean out of genuine concern, because he wants to save them from any sort of damnation, but it’s just him being [thing]phobic.

It hurts him when he’s called mean and stuff when he’s just trying to help people in his eyes

He plays Mario in Mario Kart

He’s. Not very good at Mario Kart

Very superstitious

Holds his breath when he goes past a graveyard

Knocks on wood

the whole nine yards

Daddy AND mommy issues

And youngest/middle child issues

but not in the spoiled way, but in the

“I expect you to know how to take care of yourself” + ignored way

Acts out for attention somtimes

Weirdly close with New Mexico

[tiredwaterboy]

[pangloss-artee]

texas too hot......

[adelphenium]

i would have loved to have seen po stay in pittsburgh.. especially so soon after his birthday......! but here's to wishing him a lovely time in st louis with his brother 💛

[hunterfromtheabyss]

texla birthday

[nekrosmos]

Rules: without naming them, post a gif of ten of your favorite films, then tag ten people to do the same

I was tagged by @shyravenns , thank you so much !!!

Tagging (but no pressure as always) : @on-a-lucky-tide @a-driftamongopenstars @adhdoomed @lialucis @jgvfhl @gomzdrawfr

@hexxedghost @cod-thoughts @crowbarrd

[menace-behaviour]

*During a Diaz Family catch-up session in Texas*

Ramon: And then the company I worked for went bankrupt after I retired. But, hey. I guess they just don't make them like me no more. I was the last of my kind.

Eddie: Thank god. I mean, I just don't think there's enough mental illness in the world.

Ramon: For what?

Eddie: For more than one of you to be going around fucking up the population.

Ramon:

Eddie: Honestly, being singular in existence is probably the most helpful thing you've ever done.

[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

They're always talking about "this ain't my first rodeo" but they never tell you that the rite of passage to attending your first rodeo is running into your tumblr mutual while walking inside @daenerys-targaryen

[ramunepocky]

streeeeeetch

pose reference by @mellon-soup

[hollow-grave-diggs]

Day four of drawing one or both submas boys until i get shiny treeko on omega ruby and like how i draw them

Today: Western AU

Attempt counter: 1610

[sainz100]

2017 Malaysian GP | x

[winter-jay-official]

I'm soooo fucking excited its almost WILDFLOWER SEASON !!!!!! AAAAAA !!!

[vampetery]

show at rubber gloves in denton, TX

ALL PHOTOS FROM @shootnpointphotos ON INSTAGRAM

empty shell casings (first show) -> this was the wildest first show ive ever seen for a band, brought insane vibes and pulled thru with a sick ass nu metal sound

magdalena beating (first and last show) -> INSANE. wish u could have been there // this set was a project put on by the lead vocalist that he put together during covid. they had some members of since my beloved helping out as well, if i can ever find a way to share some footage of the set i WILL

bulletsbetweentongues -> sick ass show everyone went so hard, check tf out of these people if you dont kno alr (metalcore/emoviolence/skramz)

discontent -> HEAVYYYYY heavy heavy i love discontent so much, just saw them twice in a row

balmora -> one of the bands EVER these shows go fucking insane if you can ever catch them

[housecow]

Hi, I just want to say I love your content and I'd absolutely buy you food and would love more pictures of you. However, im new to your state and I want to learn about the geology of it! Any fun facts you can share?

thank you omggg 🥺🥺 TX is forever the best state imo hehe

however. as for fun facts, i’m more knowledgeable on specifically paleontology so i hope this is interesting… idk if you’re a fan of national parks, but Big Bend NP out in west texas has the most complete and uninterrupted series of fossiliferous strata in the national park system!! specifically, it preserves formations from the early Cretaceous to the Eocene, about 100 million years or so, from 145ma to ~43ma.

another fun fact—quetzalcoatlus northropi, the largest pterosaur and largest flying organism to ever live (dating back 67 million years to the maastrichtian javelina formation iirc), was found out in Big Bend!! in many ways, everything’s bigger in TX :3

^^the dude in question, these things were HUGE. 11-12 meter (~36 feet) wingspan!!!

[zev-ki]

[vampirefreakzx]

I want this SO BAD